Posted 5:10 AM
"a lie is just fantasy that isn't the future yet."
(sven)

Posted 5:09 AM
"did she just call me 'little guy'?"
(meadling)

Posted 10:44 PM
"hey, why isn't there a candy cane in my mouth?"
(gl.)

Posted 3:41 AM
"the lord is my shepherd and this is his pie!"
(sven)

Posted 8:39 PM
"Stare. It is the way to educate your eye. Stare, pry, listen, eavesdrop. Die knowing something."
(Walker Evans)

Posted 2:37 PM
"how are the papal imprints? sacrilicious?"
(sven)

Posted 2:24 PM
"you're funny when i miss you."
(gl.)

"i laughed the saliva right out of my mouth."
(sven)

Posted 11:57 PM
"why am i the only one who thinks i'm funny?"
(gl.)

"see? don't go dissing the big font."
(sven)

"she says 'eep'."
(leopoldo: yes, he said that a while ago, but it's been used so often now in other contexts that it deserves mention here.)

Posted 1:50 PM
"This is a course that both excites and horrifies students."
(fin 561 syllabus)

Posted 12:47 AM
about garlic fries: "yes, but if i eat one more, i'll see through time!"
(sven)

Posted 11:57 AM
"Proust himself was always generous, or kind, before all else. But his native generosity became the acid of social criticism when his unflinching, unapologetic regard fell upon the cruelty of self-interest. He considered cruelty more than anything else just maddeningly, puzzlingly, infinitely stupid. The stupidity of class arrogance. The stupidity of anti-Semitism. The stupidity of homophobia. Time and again, he discovered the self-interested desire to be an aristocrat, to have wealth, or simply to get laid at the root of the most unspeakable cruelty... deliberate unkindness, especially when motivated by self-interest, hurt him and angered him more than anything else he could name. "
(curtis white, concerning sotoligarchy)

Posted 5:38 PM
"Photocopy shops should not be privately owned; they should be state-run and publicly subsidized. A tax-paying citizen should be able to collate and laminate anything they want, for free. And if you don't vote, you should not be allowed access to America's photocopiers."
(david rees, powell's interview)

Posted 12:01 PM
"sorry, scissors are a conductor. the rock is what the eel was hiding under. and you think that flimsy piece of paper will protect you from the electric eel? the electric eel -always- wins!"
(gl. & sven)

Posted 11:42 PM
"i'm plenty excited! i've never been so excited about a food product!"
(carl)