Posted 3:05 PM
"I don't feel like the sharpest button on the beach today."
(from the dnrc newsletter)

Posted 9:11 AM
in a voice of amazement and wonder: "salmon?!"
(garrett)

Posted 6:23 PM
"a tilde is the international symbol for ennui."
(chuck)

Posted 2:57 PM
"you will gore them on the horns on knowledge."
(michaelmas)

Posted 12:21 PM
"what -would- we do without you?"
(gl.)

Posted 6:03 PM
"it's like wasting time shuffling the deck chairs on the titanic."
(michael)

Posted 6:52 PM
"oh my god, gretchin! you look like when i first met you!"
(garrett)

Posted 9:41 PM
"they gave us a number -- do you think they'll actually say it out loud?"
(briant)

Posted 11:52 AM
"i'm feeling as peckish as Jonathan's Wrist. that sounds biblical, doesn't it?"
(wcraig)

Posted 7:41 PM
"it takes a lot of money to look like that, jeff."
(jeff as becky)

Posted 11:10 PM
on pistachios: "they're like popcorn, but french."
(terrilynn)

Posted 8:46 PM
"i've given you a new name: the digital diva."
(halcón)

Posted 10:15 PM
"and that's really all i have to say about that."
(michael bowman)

Posted 6:27 PM
"arrrr! i hope you enjoy your getty booty!"
(gl.)

Posted 8:26 PM
"you are a woman of many mammals."
(jennifer 'sticky lip' nowotny)

Posted 4:38 PM
"the pringle fairy visited!"
(adra)

"well, at least we know he'll wash between women."
(adra)

Posted 6:46 PM
"as an organization we need to focus on our core incompetencies."
(Sri Chuck Napapredbawhattahada)

Posted 4:44 PM
"she's the voice of reason. she's the voice of god!"
(jenger)

Posted 11:24 AM
"it's all a part of the tapestry of stupidity."
(jeff h.)

Posted 3:44 PM
"it must be nice to have a world view that's unchallengeable."
(chuck)

Posted 6:46 PM
(1) Everything depends.
(2) Nothing is always.
(3) Everything is sometimes.
(4) Nothing is everything.
(unknown)

Posted 3:14 PM
"your sycophant roots are showing."
(carlos)

Posted 2:39 PM
"i feel like i got hit by a flying fetus this morning."
(jenger)

Posted 7:58 PM
"improvisation is instinct in action."
(unknown)

Posted 10:32 PM
"we all have to do something."
(mark van stone)

Posted 4:16 PM
"i think the best wedding present you can give us is 50 feet of rope."
(jeff)

Posted 11:19 AM
"there's nothing cuter than baby canaries."
(martha stewart)

Posted 11:26 PM
"your little friend is having a little fit."
(andrew)

Posted 11:59 PM
"i'm nobody's little weasel."
(amélie)

Posted 12:03 PM
"as for that gretchin chick, she is a piece of work -- like a monet or a picasso, but granted, i only have an 'impression' of her."
(john williamson)

Posted 10:02 AM
"i'll throw a hamster from the empire state building."
(bryan neff)

Posted 11:17 AM
"habeeb says you're, and this is a quote, 'a babe!'"
(john williamson)

Posted 5:28 PM
"comin' ATcha!"
(gl.)

Posted 2:33 PM
"jay's birthday was yesterday. jay's cake is now."
(pete)

Posted 1:41 AM
"blah blah blah 210, blah blah blah air conditioning."
(jenger)

Posted 11:22 PM
"i would run like a scalded deer."
(chuck)

Posted 9:37 PM
"california is the size of france, and we want to treat it that way."
(peter segall)

Posted 8:42 PM
"hey, there's a dead chicken by the side of the road. maybe it's ethel!"
(jenger)

Posted 3:24 AM
"not everybody named elvis is dead."
(will)